July 23, 2007

• AND ANYWAY, WHO WOULD GOD'S ATTORNEY BE?

  From Jeff Moss's blog (Friday, July 20):

  'A prison inmate serving a 20-year sentence for murder had filed suit against "the person known as God, resident in heaven and represented on earth by the Orthodox Church," and charged him with "fraud, breach of trust, corruption, and abuse of power." According to the plaintiff, at his baptism he had made a contract with the defendant by which the latter was required to protect him from any kind of misfortune. However, God had never fulfilled any of his contractual obligations, despite the many offerings and prayers made to him by the plaintiff.'

  Hey, if God is that corrupt and isn't fulfilling his contractual obligations, what makes this Einstein think that God would pay up if he lost the court case? Huh?

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